Monday, 7 March 2011

A low down into Hoetown..

Welcome to Dubai Gentlemen!
Now, you could be here on a business trip or the sun, sand and beaches have lured you here. You could just be that new guy who's just got off the plane with sunny dreams and a great job that he's gotten hold off.

Well..whoever the hell you are.....WELCOME!

Now that you are here..all unpacked and ready to check the city wanna know all that the city has to offer... and no, I'm not talking about the great sales happening in every other store!

Dubai, my horny friends, is an oasis in the middle of the desert..ofcourse not literally. What I mean to say is that inspite of being a city in the Arabian peninsula, the whole country (except Sharjah) has got an extremely laid back attitude in comparison to the rest of the countries in the Gulf.

You can do just about anything you want here, except doing drugs..that's an absolute no no..and there's a zero tolerance policy on drugs.
Wine and women are freely available, you just gotta know how and where.
From your usual one night stands to picking up hookers of your choice and screwing them till the cows come's all here.
This is where I come in...your friendly Dubai host..Randy Dandy. I'm gonna let you in on the trade secrets, the watering holes, the catch phrases....yes..all that it takes to get people laid!!
Watch this space for the best is yet to come...